Someday, someone is going to look at you with a light in their eyes you’ve never seen, they’ll look at you like you’re everything they’ve been looking for their entire lives. Wait for it.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
When people stop writing, it’s one of two things - they are either really fucking happy or broken beyond repair.
I’m very perfectionistic and very lazy, which is a terrible combination.
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
A new paper on sexting among adolescents … called ‘Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don’t … If You’re a Girl’… [finds] that both girls and boys send and receive naked or semi-naked pictures of themselves with some regularity, but only the girls are socially punished for it. ‘Boys in our study described girls who did send sexts as ‘sluts’ or ‘insecure,’ whereas they characterized girls who did not send sexts as ‘prude’ or ‘stuck up,” University of Michigan researchers Julia Lippman and Scott Campbell write in the Journal of Children and Media. ‘This indicates that sexting is a lose–lose proposition for girls; regardless of whether or not they sext, their behavior is evaluated in harsh—and often sexist—terms.
the only reason i would be upset that i had a gay child is that at one point they would encounter people like you